Hidden Married… With Children Facts That You Didn’t Know

The Shoe Scene

“I hate those complaint boxes they put in at the mall. A woman comes in the shoe store today, so huge she’s protected by ‘Green Peace’ and asks for a size-4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or take them home, and she has the nerve to complain about my performance.” This line is a classic. The episode is one of the most popular ones. Did you know that Ed O’Neill wrote it?