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The Funniest Thanksgiving Prank – Texting Mom and Asking How Long It takes to Microwave a Turkey
Thanksgiving is a time for holiday traditions: gathering around the table, eating turkey and cranberry sauce, watching the game on television. This year, you can add a new tradition to the list — millennials pranking their moms.
It started on Instagram. A poster named blessed.mess.jess texted her mom and asked her how long it would take to microwave a 25-pound turkey. Her mom’s responses were hilarious, including a suggestion that her daughter put the stuffing up her butt (that wasn’t the word she used). Blessed.mess.jess posted a screenshot of the conversation on Instagram, and a new trend was born, which soon spilled over from Instagram into Twitter.
The funniest exchanges were the ones where the moms, like the mom in the original post, lost their cool. In a Norman Rockwell vision of Thanksgiving, mothers are consistently patient and kind, always ready with an encouraging word for their children. In the real world, though, the moms pranked by their kids often cursed a blue streak or shook their fists at the fate that had brought them adult offspring who seemed so ignorant of the ways of the world. And the pranking millennials loved it, plastering the screenshots all over social media and claiming bragging rights for having the funniest mom.
Some pranked moms blamed their own parenting skills for raising such deficient offspring. Some thought their kids were drunk or high. Some used colorful descriptions of their children’s abilities and of the way a microwaved turkey would taste — like a bicycle tire, one mom said.
Some of the prankers may have gone a wee bit too far, genuinely scaring their moms, who thought their offspring might blow themselves up when their turkeys exploded in the microwave.
The whole basis of the prank is that, of course, you can’t microwave a 25-pound turkey, much less fit one into a microwave oven. Or can you? In an unexpected twist to this story, Butterball, the famous turkey company, actually responded to the prank by saying that yes, you CAN cook a turkey in a microwave oven. Here, in case for some crazy reason you want to try it, are Butterball’s instructions:
1. Start with a turkey that’s smaller than 25 pounds. This seems like Butterball is cheating a little, but the company does say that a smaller turkey will have enough meat for a typical millennial get-together.
2. Thaw it out first.
3. Put it breast-side down on a dish that is safe for the microwave.
4. Cook for 4 minutes per pound of turkey. Use the full power setting.
5. Baste the turkey with the drippings, then flip it over.
6. Cook for 8 minutes per pound at half power.
7. That’s going to take a while, but don’t go anywhere! Every 18 minutes (don’t ask where Butterball came up with this number), you’re going to need to use a meat thermometer to check the turkey’s temperature. While you’re in there, baste it again.
8. You’re looking for a temperature of 180 to 185 in the turkey’s thigh or 170 to 175 pounds in the turkey’s breast. When you see that, the turkey is done! Yay, time to eat. But first, baste it one last time.
So, there you have it. Butterball actually pranked the prankers by showing that it really is possible to cook a Thanksgiving turkey in a microwave oven, though a 25-pound turkey isn’t going to fit in a normal-sized microwave. As long as you go a little smaller, though, you can do it. Or so Butterball claims. Has anyone tried it?
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Feline Globetrotter: The Siamese Cat Conquering Europe One Backpack at a Time
An adventurous Siamese cat named Felix has become an unlikely travel companion, accompanying his owners on journeys across the UK and Europe. This three-year-old feline has captured hearts and turned heads as he explores the world from the comfort of a specially designed backpack.
Felix’s humans, Magda and Adam Orpel from Hertfordshire, have transformed their travel experiences to include their furry friend. What began as short local walks has evolved into extensive travels spanning multiple countries, including France, Germany, and Switzerland.
The Orpels’ innovative approach to pet ownership stems from their love for outdoor activities and travel, combined with a reluctance to leave Felix behind. They’ve adapted their travel methods, opting for ferries and trains over quick flights to accommodate their feline explorer.
Felix’s adventures are not limited to passive observation. He enjoys long walks on an extended leash and has become accustomed to various modes of transport, including bicycles, buses, and trams. His owners ensure his safety with a secure backpack, allowing Felix to satisfy his curiosity without risk.
The sight of a cat in a backpack has sparked numerous conversations and surprised reactions from passersby. Felix has become somewhat of a celebrity, with his exploits documented on a dedicated Instagram account that showcases his global escapades.
Despite the unconventional nature of their travels, the Orpels emphasize that Felix’s participation is entirely voluntary. They believe these experiences enrich Felix’s life as much as their own, creating a unique bond through shared adventures.
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Auction Surprise: Endangered Przewalski’s Horses Discovered Masquerading as Mules
In an unexpected turn of events, two critically endangered Przewalski’s horses have been identified after being sold at livestock auctions as common mules. This remarkable discovery has stunned both animal rescuers and scientists, highlighting the rarity of these animals and raising questions about their origins.
Hannah Huckabay, a Colorado rancher with a background in equine science, first spotted one of these horses in an online auction. The animal’s distinctive features, including a mohawk-like mane and unique coloration, immediately caught her attention. Her suspicions about the horse’s true identity were later confirmed through genetic testing.
Almost simultaneously, a similar case emerged in Utah, where Kelsey and Gunnar Bjorklund of the Lazy B Equine Rescue and Sanctuary acquired what they believed to be an unusual mule, only to suspect it might also be a Przewalski’s horse.
Genetic analysis conducted by Texas A&M University’s animal genetics lab supported the rescuers’ hunches. The lab’s director, Rytis Juras, expressed surprise at finding potential Przewalski’s horses in such unexpected circumstances, likening it to discovering a luxury sports car in a scrapyard.
The Przewalski’s horse, native to Mongolia and critically endangered, is the last truly wild horse species. With only about 2,500 individuals worldwide as of 2022, the presence of these horses at common livestock auctions has baffled experts.
The rescued horses, affectionately named Shrek and Fiona, are adapting to their new environments. Both animals have shown signs of improvement in health and socialization since their rescue.
This unusual situation has raised concerns about the potential for endangered species to slip through the cracks of livestock auctions. It also highlights the importance of proper identification and protection of rare animals.
As the investigation into how these horses ended up at auctions continues, the rescuers hope to eventually place Shrek and Fiona in professional conservation programs where they can contribute to the preservation of their species.
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Texas Family Saves Baby Bird with a Warm Tortilla Twist
A family in Amarillo, Texas came across a baby bird in their backyard while enjoying a summer cookout. They noticed the little bird all alone on the ground and, worried it was cold, decided to take action.
Here’s the surprising part: they wrapped the bird in a warm tortilla!
Yes, you read that right – a tortilla! While it might sound unusual, it actually worked. The warm tortilla kept the little bird cozy until help arrived.
The family contacted the Wild West Wildlife Rehabilitation Center, thinking they had a baby barn owl. When they mentioned the tortilla technique, the rescuer was a bit speechless at first. But they quickly arranged to pick up the bird and, to their surprise, found a healthy Mississippi kite chick snuggled in a flour tortilla!
The resourceful family’s quick thinking, along with the handy tortilla, ensured the baby bird stayed safe. The little raptor, now affectionately nicknamed “Taquito,” is being cared for at the rehabilitation center. They’ll be getting a steady diet of insects and frozen mice until they’re ready to return to the wild.
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Ordinary People Experience Stardom on Belfast’s Red Carpet
In a delightful turn of events in Belfast, Ireland, TikToker Alan Wallace treated unsuspecting passersby to a taste of celebrity life by rolling out a red carpet for them to strut their stuff. Known by his social media handle Inspiring Belfast, Wallace enjoys a following of over 50,000 on Instagram. His latest stunt captured the hearts of viewers, racking up more than 8.5 million views and over 720,000 likes on Instagram alone.
Wallace is celebrated for his feel-good content that often highlights the charm of Belfast, his native city. According to Upworthy, the most charming aspect of this event was how each participant wholeheartedly embraced their moment in the spotlight, displaying a range of responses from graceful walks by the elderly to playful dances and athletic stunts like cartwheels and skateboarding.
One standout moment featured a construction worker who dazzled onlookers with a performance reminiscent of a fashion show finale, demonstrating both confidence and joy.
While the video suggests some coordination might have been involved in the setup, the genuine delight of those featured was unmistakable. The video not only spread smiles among viewers but also served as a reminder of the joy simple pleasures can bring.
Comments flooded in from viewers who felt uplifted by the clip. One viewer expressed, “I’ve had such a bad day, and this has really cheered me up.” Another commented on the pure happiness the video brought, “Proof that simple things can provide so much joy! Infectious joy at that! More please!”
A particularly touched viewer noted, “I love how everyone reacts but especially the elderly. They are often lonely and overlooked. They’ll be thinking about this with a smile for a long time 😍”
This heartwarming spectacle underscores the impact of small gestures of kindness and how a simple act of fun can brighten someone’s day without needing a deep connection—sometimes, a smile or a playful interaction is all it takes to lift spirits.
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A Surprise Upgrade: How a Mistake Gave an Edmond Couple a New Roof
Imagine coming home to find out that your roof has been replaced by mistake! That’s exactly what happened to Deborah and Scott Senner from Edmond. “We were like ‘Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh,'” Deborah said. “We didn’t order a roof.”
The couple was actually five hours away when their 5-year-old roof was being removed. “I think it was about 80 percent off when they realized the mistake,” Deborah said. That’s when they got a surprising phone call from Doug Gray, the owner of Graco Roofing and Construction.
Gray admitted to the mistake, saying, “Had to be humble. We made a mistake and here’s what we can do to fix it.” Graco Roofing has been around for 30 years and had never made a mistake like this before. Gray even sent the Senners pictures of the progress, showing a huge dumpster, trucks, and a chute for throwing shingles.
The Senners could have been upset, but they weren’t. “They were very gracious, very sweet,” Gray said. “They understood – a little shocked obviously.” Scott found humor in the situation, saying, “It was pretty funny. You don’t expect something like that.”
The mix-up happened because of a small error in the address given to the installation team. “There’s protocols we put in place for years to avoid that,” Gray said. “Several of those were missed.” Despite the mistake, the Senners praised Graco Roofing. “We’re a total advocate for him. We think they did a phenomenal job,” they said. “Now we say we recommend Graco.”
In the end, the mistake turned out to be a blessing. The new roof was an upgrade, more resistant to hail, and it even lowered the couple’s homeowners insurance. “They did the right thing big time,” says Scott. Sometimes, a little mistake can lead to a big improvement!
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