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The Funniest Thanksgiving Prank – Texting Mom and Asking How Long It takes to Microwave a Turkey

Thanksgiving is a time for holiday traditions: gathering around the table, eating turkey and cranberry sauce, watching the game on television. This year, you can add a new tradition to the list — millennials pranking their moms.

It started on Instagram. A poster named blessed.mess.jess texted her mom and asked her how long it would take to microwave a 25-pound turkey. Her mom’s responses were hilarious, including a suggestion that her daughter put the stuffing up her butt (that wasn’t the word she used). Blessed.mess.jess posted a screenshot of the conversation on Instagram, and a new trend was born, which soon spilled over from Instagram into Twitter.

The funniest exchanges were the ones where the moms, like the mom in the original post, lost their cool. In a Norman Rockwell vision of Thanksgiving, mothers are consistently patient and kind, always ready with an encouraging word for their children. In the real world, though, the moms pranked by their kids often cursed a blue streak or shook their fists at the fate that had brought them adult offspring who seemed so ignorant of the ways of the world. And the pranking millennials loved it, plastering the screenshots all over social media and claiming bragging rights for having the funniest mom.

Some pranked moms blamed their own parenting skills for raising such deficient offspring. Some thought their kids were drunk or high. Some used colorful descriptions of their children’s abilities and of the way a microwaved turkey would taste — like a bicycle tire, one mom said.

Some of the prankers may have gone a wee bit too far, genuinely scaring their moms, who thought their offspring might blow themselves up when their turkeys exploded in the microwave.

The whole basis of the prank is that, of course, you can’t microwave a 25-pound turkey, much less fit one into a microwave oven. Or can you? In an unexpected twist to this story, Butterball, the famous turkey company, actually responded to the prank by saying that yes, you CAN cook a turkey in a microwave oven. Here, in case for some crazy reason you want to try it, are Butterball’s instructions:

1. Start with a turkey that’s smaller than 25 pounds. This seems like Butterball is cheating a little, but the company does say that a smaller turkey will have enough meat for a typical millennial get-together.

2. Thaw it out first.

3. Put it breast-side down on a dish that is safe for the microwave.

4. Cook for 4 minutes per pound of turkey. Use the full power setting.

5. Baste the turkey with the drippings, then flip it over.

6. Cook for 8 minutes per pound at half power.

7. That’s going to take a while, but don’t go anywhere! Every 18 minutes (don’t ask where Butterball came up with this number), you’re going to need to use a meat thermometer to check the turkey’s temperature. While you’re in there, baste it again.

8. You’re looking for a temperature of 180 to 185 in the turkey’s thigh or 170 to 175 pounds in the turkey’s breast.  When you see that, the turkey is done!  Yay, time to eat. But first, baste it one last time.

So, there you have it. Butterball actually pranked the prankers by showing that it really is possible to cook a Thanksgiving turkey in a microwave oven, though a 25-pound turkey isn’t going to fit in a normal-sized microwave. As long as you go a little smaller, though, you can do it. Or so Butterball claims. Has anyone tried it?

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Curious Hound Rescued from HVAC Vent by Grand Junction Firefighters

Shannon Jackson

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A hound dog’s instinct for sniffing out trouble led him into a tight spot over the weekend in Grand Junction, Colorado. Cooper, an adventurous pup, followed his nose into a small hole in the floor, ending up wedged inside an aluminum HVAC duct and unable to free himself.

When Cooper’s family realized the predicament, they called the Grand Junction Fire Department for help. The crew of Truck 6 sprang into action, responding to what they described as a “pup in a predicament.”

“Thankfully, our skilled firefighters acted quickly and safely, rescuing Cooper without a scratch,” the fire department shared. Once freed, the unbothered hound wagged his tail as if nothing had happened.

In a statement, the fire department thanked Cooper’s family for trusting them with the rescue and reminded the community of their commitment to safety. “Your Grand Junction Fire Department is always here, whether it’s rescuing pets, fighting fires, or helping our community stay safe.”

This lighthearted rescue serves as a reminder that hounds will always follow their noses—but hopefully Cooper will steer clear of tight spaces during his next adventure.

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Texas Man Takes His Horse on Memorable Dining and City Adventures

Kelly Taylor

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In true Lone Star fashion, Michael Duncan, a Texan from Fort Worth, has been turning heads with his unique dining companion—his horse, Ranger. The duo has been spotted enjoying Dallas’s vibrant restaurant scene, proving that a horse can be much more than a trusty steed—it can also be a dinner date.

A Horse at the Table

On a chilly night in Uptown Dallas, Duncan and Ranger dined at Mexican Sugar, an upscale Mexican restaurant. Videos shared on social media show Ranger towering over their table, calmly waiting alongside Duncan as drinks were served. The horse sported a black cowboy hat adorned with a sheriff’s badge, adding a touch of Texan flair and humor to the outing. According to Duncan, this isn’t a rare event for the pair.

“He trailers Ranger downtown almost every week to explore new spots,” noted a TikTok user who captured their evening. Duncan even documents their escapades on Instagram under the handle “TheBarHorses.”

A Day Packed with Adventures

Ranger and Duncan’s dining escapades are often part of a full day of city exploration. Before their dinner at Mexican Sugar, they ventured along the Katy Trail and visited entertainment districts like Hardwood and Knox-Henderson. They made stops at several restaurants, including Feng Shui, Una Vida, The Standard Pour, and Velvet Taco, and capped off the day with dessert at Van Leeuwen Ice Cream.

The pair’s adventures have included much more than dining. They’ve attended high-profile events such as Cowboys games at AT&T Stadium and the Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul fight in Arlington. Wherever they go, Ranger and Duncan inevitably draw a crowd of admirers, eager for photos or a chance to pat Ranger’s mane.

Giving Back to the Community

Beyond their entertaining outings, Duncan and Ranger use their popularity to support a good cause. The duo collaborates with Horses for Mental Health, a nonprofit dedicated to increasing access to mental health programs that incorporate horses. In October, they participated in a fundraiser, the “Ranger and Friends Trail Ride,” which raised $500 for the organization.

Duncan actively promotes the cause through his social media platforms, encouraging horse lovers to donate and support the nonprofit’s mission. “We hope horse lovers around the country will ride safely anytime in your hometowns in support of this trailblazing mission,” states the Horses for Mental Health website.

A Unique Bond

Duncan’s outings with Ranger are not just whimsical—they’re a reflection of the deep bond between man and horse. Whether galloping through city trails or dining at award-winning restaurants, the duo showcases the unique connection they share while spreading joy to those they encounter.

For Duncan and Ranger, these adventures are just another day in the saddle—redefining the concept of companionship in the most Texan way possible.

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Feline Globetrotter: The Siamese Cat Conquering Europe One Backpack at a Time

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An adventurous Siamese cat named Felix has become an unlikely travel companion, accompanying his owners on journeys across the UK and Europe. This three-year-old feline has captured hearts and turned heads as he explores the world from the comfort of a specially designed backpack.

Felix’s humans, Magda and Adam Orpel from Hertfordshire, have transformed their travel experiences to include their furry friend. What began as short local walks has evolved into extensive travels spanning multiple countries, including France, Germany, and Switzerland.

The Orpels’ innovative approach to pet ownership stems from their love for outdoor activities and travel, combined with a reluctance to leave Felix behind. They’ve adapted their travel methods, opting for ferries and trains over quick flights to accommodate their feline explorer.

Felix’s adventures are not limited to passive observation. He enjoys long walks on an extended leash and has become accustomed to various modes of transport, including bicycles, buses, and trams. His owners ensure his safety with a secure backpack, allowing Felix to satisfy his curiosity without risk.

The sight of a cat in a backpack has sparked numerous conversations and surprised reactions from passersby. Felix has become somewhat of a celebrity, with his exploits documented on a dedicated Instagram account that showcases his global escapades.

Despite the unconventional nature of their travels, the Orpels emphasize that Felix’s participation is entirely voluntary. They believe these experiences enrich Felix’s life as much as their own, creating a unique bond through shared adventures.

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Auction Surprise: Endangered Przewalski’s Horses Discovered Masquerading as Mules

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In an unexpected turn of events, two critically endangered Przewalski’s horses have been identified after being sold at livestock auctions as common mules. This remarkable discovery has stunned both animal rescuers and scientists, highlighting the rarity of these animals and raising questions about their origins.

Hannah Huckabay, a Colorado rancher with a background in equine science, first spotted one of these horses in an online auction. The animal’s distinctive features, including a mohawk-like mane and unique coloration, immediately caught her attention. Her suspicions about the horse’s true identity were later confirmed through genetic testing.

Almost simultaneously, a similar case emerged in Utah, where Kelsey and Gunnar Bjorklund of the Lazy B Equine Rescue and Sanctuary acquired what they believed to be an unusual mule, only to suspect it might also be a Przewalski’s horse.

Genetic analysis conducted by Texas A&M University’s animal genetics lab supported the rescuers’ hunches. The lab’s director, Rytis Juras, expressed surprise at finding potential Przewalski’s horses in such unexpected circumstances, likening it to discovering a luxury sports car in a scrapyard.

The Przewalski’s horse, native to Mongolia and critically endangered, is the last truly wild horse species. With only about 2,500 individuals worldwide as of 2022, the presence of these horses at common livestock auctions has baffled experts.

The rescued horses, affectionately named Shrek and Fiona, are adapting to their new environments. Both animals have shown signs of improvement in health and socialization since their rescue.

This unusual situation has raised concerns about the potential for endangered species to slip through the cracks of livestock auctions. It also highlights the importance of proper identification and protection of rare animals.

As the investigation into how these horses ended up at auctions continues, the rescuers hope to eventually place Shrek and Fiona in professional conservation programs where they can contribute to the preservation of their species.

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Texas Family Saves Baby Bird with a Warm Tortilla Twist

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A family in Amarillo, Texas came across a baby bird in their backyard while enjoying a summer cookout. They noticed the little bird all alone on the ground and, worried it was cold, decided to take action.

Here’s the surprising part: they wrapped the bird in a warm tortilla!

Yes, you read that right – a tortilla! While it might sound unusual, it actually worked. The warm tortilla kept the little bird cozy until help arrived.

The family contacted the Wild West Wildlife Rehabilitation Center, thinking they had a baby barn owl. When they mentioned the tortilla technique, the rescuer was a bit speechless at first. But they quickly arranged to pick up the bird and, to their surprise, found a healthy Mississippi kite chick snuggled in a flour tortilla!

The resourceful family’s quick thinking, along with the handy tortilla, ensured the baby bird stayed safe. The little raptor, now affectionately nicknamed “Taquito,” is being cared for at the rehabilitation center. They’ll be getting a steady diet of insects and frozen mice until they’re ready to return to the wild.

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